Thursday 15 June 2017

My Calabar S?xcapade

Before I gained admission in the university of Calabar, I had a girlfriend who I dated for about 5 years before then. She visited me about two times within the first semester of my first year. 


My Calabar Sexcapade

In the second semester, things started being rocky as she was told that I have started toasting girls on campus. One thing led to another, and we broke up. I was determined to face my studies and leave girls till graduation. That decision later proved not to be the best as I was a target for many girls.

My only brother who was in his final year when I started had a girlfriend Mary, who is from the same community with us, though not same village. Mary had two sisters who lived and schooled with her in Calabar.

Rose was the next to Mary. She is tall, dark, and had a very dry sense of humour. One particular Friday, she came to tell me that she was going home for the weekend. I asked her to get some money and foodstuffs from my parents for me, as I was not in the habit of going home. Note this was pre-mobile phones era in Nigeria. She was to come back on Sunday evening. On Monday morning, I went to confirm that she got some money for me, as I had to register for a practical class next day. My Monday classes used to start by 10 am, so I could afford to visit her, and she was doing evening program. When I arrived at their place, she was making breakfast for the elder sister. Mary ate her breakfast as fast as she could and rushed out for her lectures, while Rose went to the bathroom to have her bath.

When Rose entered the room, she announced, "I saw Vicky".

I pretended not to know who Vicky was. "Who is Vicky?" I asked. "Your girlfriend", she responded. I told her that we were no more together, that I was focused on my books. She did not want to believe me or I should say, she pretended not to believe me. At a point, I told her, whether you believe it or not, does not make it a lie. "It is what happened 4 months ago, your doubting it will not undo what was already done". "But why will any girl abandon a huge tool like yours?" she asked while attempting to touch my d*ck. I was surprised at her attempt. I asked her to repeat what she was saying. "What girl would abandon the kind of d*ck you carry?", she repeated without any fear. "But most girls do not want it", I said.

She immediately retorted "I will give anything to test that your d*ck, Joseph". At that point, I was confused. I asked her if she was joking, she said "I am serious".

I tried to divert the discussion by asking her if my parents sent any money for me. She said yes, that they sent =N=1500 to me.


I told her that I have to go as I have a class by 9:00am. "But this is barely 8:30am", she said. As she said that, she went out to spread her towel outside, it was a kind of face-me-I-face-you housing.

As she came in, she closed the door behind her. She brought out the money my parents sent to me. As she counted the money, she said, " 'Joseph', I have something to tell you, but promise me that no body else will know". "Go ahead, I promise", I responded. "I want that thing between your legs" was all she said. I could not believe my ears, but was sure I heard her well.

"You mean now?", was all I could say. "Well, if you do not mind". At that point, I was divided between catching in on the offer or thinking if it was a trap.

I remember that such offer may have some implications including pregnancy, STDs etc.
"You know what?", I asked. "What?", she responded. "I do not have a c*ndom". "Do we need a c*ndom? I do not really like c*ndoms" was what she said.

An idea popped into my head. I asked if we can go to my place. She questioned about my brother seeing us. I told her that my brother's classes end by 4:00pm on Mondays. Within 10-15mins, she had finished dressing and handed over the money my parents sent to me.

We left the house to the main road to flag down a bike. We reached my house at about 9:05am. Almost all my neighbours had gone to school or work, except Ngozi who did a remedial program. Meaning she has classes in the evening too.

By the time we went into the room, my d*ck was already beginning to leap with joy, while I pretended to be looking for something else.

Rose sat on a small bench in the room facing me. When she started removing her shirt button was when I knew she wanted it for real. I brought out 2 gold circle c*ndoms, and put them on the mattress which was on the floor. I helped her removed her bra, while she quickly grabbed my d*ck, trying to give me a B*ow job.

I restrained her, knowing if we go into extensive pre-intimacy, I will not meet up for my 10:00am class.
We f*cked for about 10-15mins, while she screamed such that everyone that passed knew that there was f*cking going on.

After the first round, I thought I was done and wanted to go take a shower for the second time. But she was still there, smiling with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction. I assumed she liked it, and I had not f*cked for past 4 months, I wanted to compensate for that period.

So, I headed for the second round. This time, I allowed her to give me a BJ. We f*cked far longer than the first round. By the time I realized, it was 10:25am and I had missed my first class for the week, but Rose was satisfied.

I staggered down to school, while she went back home. I kept f*cking Rose anytime she wanted or I wanted till in 2001 when she finished her diploma program and left Calabar for good.

The truth is, nobody knew what went on. Rose is happily married and we still respect each other.

To be continued.
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Saturday 10 June 2017

How I Seduced Mike Till He F*ked Me Mercilessly

I could not get enough of him. I was tired and sore but I did not care. I did not want to sleep. I wanted the ache. I wanted him in me, all the time. His weight on top of me. I wanted to squeeze him in further and further. 


How I Seduced Mike Till He Fuked Me Mercilessly

I wanted to watch his face. I wanted his sweat to drop onto me. I wanted to drop mine on him. I got on top of him. I would never done it before. I could not really believe it; I was doing this. I was inventing something.

I held him and put him in. He felt deeper in me. I will never forget it. I was in charge and he liked it. I held his hands down. He pretended he was trying to break free. I let my tits touch his face. He went mad; he bucked. He split me in two. I pushed down. I could not believe it. One of his fingers flicked over my bum. I did it to him. He lifted and heaved.

I could not believe it. There was no end to it, no end to the new things. He did something. I copied him. I did something. He did it back. He took me from behind. I pushed back, forced more of him into me. I sucked him. He licked me. I made him c*m on my stomach. He sucked my toes. The whole room rocked and my face was so filled with smiles because I org*smed like never before.

Honestly I never knew Mike was a good f*cker until this day.
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Tuesday 6 June 2017

John Tech Service

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Saturday 3 June 2017

Best S*x Tips Ever

Below is the best s*x tip you can ever get anywhere. With this tips, your marriage is good to go.


Best Sex tips ever

1. A Lady needs 25-30 minutes to be ready for s*x so take your time while holding her.

2. Massage her slowly and tenderly, kiss her lips till they all turn Red.

3. Caress her b*obs and suck her n*pples untill they become erect like pen cover.

4. Take her pa*ties off and let her lie on the bed then go down on her and eat her p*ssy till she shouts your native name unknowingly.

5. Ladies: Please hold his erect d*ck and start sucking it passionately, men love this too. And men, never you deny a lady HEAD when you are also craving for a BJ, do not be stingy.

6. Then slowly insert his erect d*ck in your wet p*ssy. This shows that you are ready for the action and karate mortal combats together!

7. Men do not hurry to ej*culate, at least 35minutes so use every style you know to make her feel the pleasure. Make an eye contact as you are digging her.

8. Make sure that at the time of ej*culating, the lady has also reached her org*sm.

9. After ej*culation, do not remove your d*ck from the wet p*ssy. Let it stay there for some minutes as you kiss and caress her passionately! She might fall asleep who knows.

10. Use your right hand and slowly touch the cli*oris and massage it. Ladies love this a lot.

11. After some minutes, your d*ck will be erect again. You can dig her until she is satisfied.

ADVICE

●Dear MEN, please it is very wrong to penetrate a woman and in less than 2mins you are weak! What is that? It can kill a relationship if you do not know! It is WRONG please!

●Dear WOMEN please do not always expect a MAN to plead you before you ride him as well, learn to give and also take! It is vice versa!

BELIEVE ME YOU WON'T REGRET DOING THAT.

Little things like this can keep a lasting relationship and marriage forever but you'll see it as evil advice from me! Since nobody can force you to commit suicide same as your decision to adhere or admit this but pretends kills. Many will say I am insane yes I agree but what makes you perfect?
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Wednesday 31 May 2017

My Relationship has been Full of Tears: Please Advice Me

Please i need this forum to help me out on this issue.


I am 25, my boyfriend is 31, our relationship is just 4months old, but so far I noticed I have been the only one pushing hard and trying to make things work, he is been nonchalant about the whole thing, I do the calling, visiting and all that, most times he does not even pick my calls, and he would not return the call either, if I complain he would say I nag too much, plus so many other attitudes.

In fact the relationship has been full of tears for me.


Today I went to his house and talked to him about how I feel, I told him that the burden of the relationship is too much for me to bare, we are 2 adults in the relationship so we should both put our efforts or he should let me go now before it is too late. He begged me not to be angry and said he knows he is not been fair to me, that his issue is that, I am not his spec of girl when it comes to physical appearance, he just wanted to have his fun with me and walk away, but the issue now is that he realized during the course of the relationship that I am everything he wants in a woman in terms of attitude, that is why he is just confused, that I should give him time to really think it through, then I told him I was tired of suffering in the name of relationship, so while he is thinking, the relationship should be on hold, he refused but I stood my ground and walked away.

Please am I being irrational or am I overacting? Please candid advice please because I am hurting already.
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Sunday 28 May 2017

My Engagement Ring is Missing: Please What do I do?

please I am worried about something that happened, my engagement ring is missing, I have never removed it before, I do that when I want to bath or wash clothes.



I visited my mans house, that is not the first time, but when I woke up after spending two nights, the ring is no more on my finger at all. Raised up the sheet, turned the house upside down, but did not find it. My guy just said to me, if I can not find it, I should relax that it is just a ring he bought 26k. The way he said it, I was like do you mean that ?

When I asked him for another ring, he told me the next one I will wear is his wedding ring. Since 4 months that ring disappeared, his calls reduced. I send him whatsapp, he does not reply.

He changed his house key without telling me. Visited his office, before he could see me in the name that he is busy.

After three abortions. I am so broken, is he no more interested in me or what? I go to his house, wash and clean for him. What do you advice I do? I am 34 years, he is 36 years .
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Thursday 11 May 2017

Am in Tears: I Caught My Girlfriend Fu*king Another Guy Yesterday

I love this babe so much. I used to give her one or two rounds. Saving her pucci for the future, in case we later get married. I did not know she likes s*x that much. I did not know she likese to go like 4 rounds.


I caught her in bed p*nts down with my paddy, an Ibo guy. Instead of being ashamed, she said I only go two rounds, that I am not hot.

That my friend can go 4 to 5 rounds. And that my friend does not pity her pu*sy. I don't knw what she means by that.

So I angrily left.

Right now I am in tears.

I have not felt like this before.

Pls advice me.

Should I go and beg her?
Should I dump her or has she dumped Me already?

Should I forgive my paddy that betrayed me?

I am so confused right now.

I feel humiliated. Why do babes like rough guys? I was trying to play the good guy. It backfired.

Please advice me.
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