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Monday, 27 March 2017

How I Got Laid by My Chior Master

It happened on a Sunday evening, I just came from a
serious meeting and I was not expecting anyone. I sat down and was preparing to watch project fame, when the usual thing that happens in Nigeria happened. PHCN took the light, kai.

"Eheya" my evening has being ruined, but just when I
taught I should go to bed, someone knocked on my
door. I opened the door only to see my choir master
at my door. "Can I help u?" I asked him "Don't you
know today is house fellowship and you are hosting us?" I saw it was raining, so I told him to come in and I locked the door.
Emeka is the kind of guy who I can say is recklessly handsome.

If you see his smile and set of teeth, you will confess Jesus is Lord, fu*k! But I had to come back to reality, because I was going to host a lot of
people and I do not want trouble, but others had not
come. It seems no one was coming, maybe because of the heavy rain.

So we sat down. I sat very far from him to avoid eeehm... and I was reading the Bible. Pretending to be virgin Mary, as I closed my eyes praying.

All of a sudden PHCN brought light. We both shouted "up Nepa" Emeka asked me to put on the dvd and get some water for him, I did as I was told. As the dvd
was loading, I went to get water from the kitchen,
only to hear him shout "JESUS" I rushed back to the
sitting room, only to see the dvd playing blue film. I was shocked, fu*k! I rushed to turn off the dvd. And tried to explain, but I was stammering.

Emeka shouted at once "will you shut up, you bad girl, I came here to study the Bible, now you have succeeded in making me think about s*x". As soon as he said that, he rushed me ozugbo, and started kissing me so deep, I heard him moan. Hmmmm.

He never knew I was good in lip service. I kissed him back, licked his lips and tongue, kissing his neck, as he almost...

To be continued!
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